The Plagiarist's Corner, vol. 18: Be My Girl - Sally

Be My Girl - Sally
by The Police

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

I was blue and lonely
And I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I'd had too much to drink

There was somehow something wrong somewhere
and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
were growing in me 'ead

I needed inspiration!
A brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection
...but I didn't want a wife

And then by lucky chance I saw,
In a "special" magazine
An ad that was unusual
The like, I'd never seen

"Experience something different
With our new, imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy"

She came all wrapped in cardboard
All pink, and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make 'er lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life
And later, in a moment
That girl became my wife

And so I sit 'er in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty
I blow 'er up with air

She's cuddly and she's bouncy
She's like a rubber ball!
I bounce 'er in the kitchen
And I bounce 'er in the hall

And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have 'er on a tray

She's everything they said she was
And I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl

Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my girl
Would ya be my, be my, be my girl